How much would you say you drive over the speed limit on average? Five mph? Ten? Yeah, that seems reasonable. More on the highway than on city streets, sure. You probably wouldn’t go 65mph in a 35mph area, that’s a bit reckless. I could even see people getting mad about that. Unless you’re on a skateboard. Then they don’t have much to worry about since you’ll only kill yourself. South African longboarder Decio Lourenco is sought by police after going about 68mph in a 37mph zone (they’re on the metric system). When the police are seeking one of your sport’s most famous athletes, enjoy your outlaw status.

It’s a shame Fox stopped running that program When Animals Attack. Not just because this video would have been a prime candidate for the show, but because that program was hilarious. In the 2012 Buffalo Bill Downhill a deer ran across the road and through a group of longboarders. The videographer’s comment, while profane, is just as funny as most of the things you heard back on When Animals Attack, and his comment reinforces the undeserved stereotype that all longboarders are spaced out stoners.