Serial cheater Lance Armstrong has already put his house up for sale at a fraction of its supposed worth, and before long he might have to be hocking his bikes — the Justice Department issued its formal complaint against him yesterday, saying that he was “unjustly enriched” by using performance-enhancing drugs from 1998 to 2004 [ more... ]

Enjoy the most honest, and I would argue, the best take on the whole Lance-Armstrong-Oprah debacle. Bill Burr is right. Everyone made money, everyone cheated, lots of money was raised to fight cancer, and as far as Armstrong: “The guy was a sociopath on a bicycle, alright? As far as I’m concerned, we got off easy. If that guy was working for a corporation he probably would have been pouring stuff in the water supply, doing god knows what, just keep him on the bike.”