
On a dark and stormy night in Sweden a man arrived home to a strange bellowing from his front yard. He went to inspect.
“At first I wondered if it was the crazy neighbors, but then I heard it again and went and checked. I saw something really big up in a tree in my neighbors’ yard and it was a moose.”
Wow, I hope the crazy neighbors don’t read the newspaper or you may owe them an apology. It turns out that the moose was drunk out of its mind on fermented apples. After it had eaten all of the easy-to-reach apples, it went back for the ones high on the tree and managed to get stuck. Police arrived and managed to cut enough of the branches off the tree to drop the moose to the ground where it promptly fell asleep.
via Adventure Journal