Enjoy the most honest, and I would argue, the best take on the whole Lance-Armstrong-Oprah debacle. Bill Burr is right. Everyone made money, everyone cheated, lots of money was raised to fight cancer, and as far as Armstrong: “The guy was a sociopath on a bicycle, alright? As far as I’m concerned, we got off easy. If that guy was working for a corporation he probably would have been pouring stuff in the water supply, doing god knows what, just keep him on the bike.”

Now that Lance Armstrong has been thoroughly exposed as a careful doper and the ringleader/bully of his team, his lawyer (the same one who filed an 80-page rambling diatribe that was quickly dismissed in Texas courts) is saying Lance might take a lie detector test. Except, you know, public opinion being what it is, he [ more... ]

For over a decade Lance Armstrong’s refrain has been that he, the most tested athlete in sports, could not have doped because he had never failed a drug test. So, now that the mounds of damning evidence have poured out showing that he not only doped but bullied his domestiques into doping, how’d he beat [ more... ]