The Goat

In high school if people showed up for class in a shirt with a beer logo they’d have to cover it up with duct tape. Oddly enough it didn’t ever become cool to walk around with duct tape on your T-shirt. I guess my school wasn’t very edgy, but then again, neither is Vail, so the duct tape plan might work for them, too. Vail Resort workers are forbidden from using Burton’s Love Snowboards, which feature photos of mostly naked women. Vail policy is a bad move for Darwinism and the human gene pool. A guy on a Burton Love Snowboard wouldn’t have a chance with any woman they met on the hill, but now that these losers will have to go back to skiing, they might have a shot a breeding and propagating a species of idiots. Vail also requires employees to shave their mustaches, so their disservice to humanity (in terms of warning women about potentially shady mates) has a remarkable reach.

via Out There