Sex Sells: Boone Skis Puts on a Marketing Clinic from 1992

Boone could have named the Twins Skis the “Sweater Meat Sticks” and gotten a few more laughs. I’m sure their misogynistic skis will be a big hit among the guys who can’t figure out why posters of scantly clad women in their dorm rooms fail to attract real women. The Boone Twins come in 170cm and 180cm with 125/93/119mm dimensions and cost about $450. Alternatively you could spend the cash on buckets of cologne, some sweet Lacoste shirts with popped collars, and spray tans, but it’s unlikely any of the above will achieve the desired results.
via Get Outdoors
By Rocky Thompson- rockythompson
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October 13th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Why are they only showing one of the twins? Shouldn’t there be two twin sisters on these?
October 13th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
So, you think my 30-year old Farah Fawcett poster is running off the hotties?
Can’t be true. They never come to my apartment to see it.