The Goat

The Wall Street Bailout passed so we’ve officially become the socialists with the worst health care plan. I hope the change in economic model doesn’t mean that we need to begin wearing these Euro-style rain ponchos instead of free-market raincoats. The Jeantex outfits have zippers and hoods, but most of them lack arms so operation of those zippers will need to be left to government regulators. The Jeantex Munchen Rain Cape/Poncho costs about $45.