The Goat

I want to put on the Cosmas Hercules and stomp a bunch of empty beer cans flat. I could help the community by stomping their empties; it almost seems worth the $300 I’d pay for the Kevlar threads and electrically-insulating outsoles. The Cosmas Hercules are made for wilderness firefighters, so we’ll probably see them on a dating show on CBS in a week and on every idiot who watches the program will have them the next day.

via Outside