The Goat

The Casio Pathfinder 1500 might have an altimeter, tide chart, moon graph, barometer, compass, and a depth gauge to show me how deep I’m SCUBA diving, but the only way I’ll need to use all of those on the same day is if I dive and then climb a mountain. In that case, I’d hope that it shows me that I’m about to get the Bends from going to altitude after spending time underwater. This $400 watch sounds like something a superhero who has spread himself too thin would buy.  Plus it’s a Casio, and I can’t hear that word without thinking of the scene in Planes, Trains & Automobiles when John Candy tries to trade his “Casio” for a night in a hotel.