Wake n’ Bacon Probably the Best Thing Ever

Imagine how much easier waking up for dawn patrol on a cold winter morning would be if you knew a piece of crispy, freshly cooked bacon was in arm’s reach. I’d bet my life that within a year the Wake n’ Bacon alarm clock will be standard issue in every ski town motel room and condominium. I’m not sure how the bacon stays refrigerated from the time you load the machine until you eat in the morning, but whatever, I’m sure it’s fine. So the real question is whether the Wake n’ Bacon be the first object outside the literary realm to win a Pulitzer, or rather if it will be the first invention to win two Nobel Prizes?
via Mathlete
By- rockythompson
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August 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
the website says this: HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n’ Bacon the night before.
so that resolves the refrigeration thing, unless your house is a sweltering jungle that may not work.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Yea, and bacon is cured with salt and then smoked. It won’t go bad for a month.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Michale Scott could have used this a couple seasons ago.
August 6th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Sold! Where can I buy one??
August 7th, 2008 at 5:37 am
When I can buy a version that will cook 6 pieces at a time, then I’m for it. One would only get me started.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I cannot find a source for this anywhere on line. Is this maybe a hoax?
August 14th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
M only certain bacon is cured and dried that way, the stuff in the cooler section of the grocery store I would not advise leaving around for a month. You’d be in a world of hurt my friend.