The Goat

This is what a bivy sack looks like when someone who knows nothing about tents tries to design one on their first try. Luckily the Mini Motel isn’t designed to be waterproof, stand up in wind, or withstand grizzly attacks. This little tent is made for people who like to spend the night in airports but can’t sleep with the armrests from the chairs stuck into their backs. The Mini Motel comes with a built-in air mattress, pillow, alarm clock, and reading light, but it lacks a pump so you’ll have to spend some time blowing up your shelter. The Mini Motel sells for $40.