The Goat

Remember Jaws 3 and The Spy Who Loved Me? If so, you’re one up on these guys. The Poseidon Undersea Resort has twenty-four “spectacular suites” located 40 feet below the surface of a Fijian lagoon, complete with marble bathrooms, Wi-Fi (duh),a restaurant/bar, a wedding chapel, and a tiny Triton submari…excuse me… “personal submersible.” The transparent walls are constructed from four-inch-thick acrylic, perfect for watching your imminent demise approach in the form of a super-pissed animatronic Great White (the shark, not the band). Luckily, at $15,000 a pop for two nights of underwater luxury/death by robo-shark, the only people able to afford it will be web-footed megalomaniacs bent on destroying humanity.

via Uncrate