Poop Freeze for Dog Walking Chemists
I’m no botanist, but it doesn’t look like the grass did very well where they sprayed Poop Freeze. It’d be nice to hit a pile of dog crap with this stuff and then scoop it up with one of those plastic things people use to throw tennis balls to their dogs. You could wing it way out into the street or into a T-top Camaro parked in the lot next to the dog run. The special holster purse for carrying the poop freeze isn’t even the worst aspect of the product—if you can believe it, they pitch Poop Freeze as a green product. Sure, it’s CFC-free, but it’s also less necessary than a special lane for Segways and creates loads of extra trash and energy waste.
via Treehugger [thanks Bryant]
By Rocky Thompson- rockythompson
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May 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I wonder if you could use it to chill a beer?
May 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Since it freezes the poop to -62F, does that mean you’ll get frost bitten when you grab it through a plastic bag? Definitely need a pooper scooper then, but there’s no place to attach it on the tote! Egads!
May 7th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Hmmm…Crispy on the outside, prob still gooey on the inside…could have some fun with this and a lacrosse stic..
May 7th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Bunch of nancies. if you can’t clean up dog crap, you shouldn’t have a dog. you know someone is going to have some accident with this one. watch for retarded lawsuits.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:43 am
I totally agree that this product is only causing more waste in an already wasteful world. And I was also thinking along the same lines as Wilkap, once frozen (and the product is pretty much canned air as you can freeze your fingers off with the compressed air duster you use on your pc) how the heck do you pick the crap up? I also agree with hotshot, can’t pick up the poop don’t have a dog. So when is someone going to invent something to spray on it that quickly disolves the poop? now that would be worth buying! [like ‘Va-poo-rize’ form that horrible film Evny]. Now if you are going to fedex your frozen poop to Poop Rank so they can mail it off to some unsuspecting person then maybe freezing it is not such a bad idea.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Someone’s one step ahead of us all. You can hire someone to pick up after your dog: http://www.doggydeucerml.com/ Next up, this company will wipe the owner’s posterior too.