The Goat

These cottage industry folkl have to be taking a hit following the news that Nalgenes kill babies and give men large, supple breasts. I suppose they’ll attach to any bottle with the standardized top, but all of the Sol Light marketing material is setup with Nalgenes so the brands seem pretty married. The 2.6-ounce Sol Light bottle top looks like something you’d see from bottle service at a club your friend would choose for his bachelor party—sure you’d have a good time, but you know that same friend is the kind of guy who would bring a camera. Similar to the bottle light, it’s a quaint idea but not going to help anyone out.

via Alternative Consumer