Dick Cheney Fly Fishing with Alien
My girlfriend’s dad patronizes the same guide Dick Cheney uses while fishing in Wyoming. According to the guide, Cheney has the most well developed, practiced fly cast of any person he’s ever seen. So I guess he’s not pure, pure evil. Still pretty bad, though. This great picture that Boing Boing pulled off the White House website gives you a glimpse of the aliens Cheney entertains. Just checkout the reflection in those aviators.
By Rocky Thompson- rockythompson
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April 14th, 2008 at 9:43 am
If you check this link, that is one weird alien arm Dicky boy has:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/images/v081905db-0162.jpg
April 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The reflection is of his left hand holding a fish.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Get a life, dorks.
The image being reflected is that of the veeps hand holding a fly rod.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I’m just thinking…sure he has a good cast, but why such a short rod?
P.S. He is pure evil.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
^Pure evil?
Good. That’s exactly what I want those who would do us harm to think too.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
WTF, of course it’s required of you (you’re obviously military, right?) to look up to the assistant to the Pres, but for some of the rest of us who are still able to see him objectively, he as a monster who has stomped all over the constitution (which the rest of us still hold in high regard). I’m glad he fly fishes, but I’m thrilled he’s almost done.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
A monster?
Right again. Just the kind of monster I would want tucking us all into bed at night.
Would you have preferred that blood-sucking trial lawyer, John Edwards?
It’s funny how guys like you get all weepy over your perceived loss of constitutional rights.
You claim to love the constitution but hate the country and the people who it was written for.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Silly redneck. I’m a Republican mayor in a mid-sized town in Ohio. I also studied the constituion for eight years in college and know the difference between “percieved” erosion of constituional protections and “absolute.” Time will reveal people like you to be idiots. I suppose this blog is not intended for political debates–it’s the website of an online outdoor retailer after all–so let’s relax. Why don’t you hop in your Camaro and go blow off some steam
April 16th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Yeah, sure you’re all that. The mayor of Tardsville. Population: you.
The only thing I believe about your BS is that you’re from a small town. You know the kind - where everyone is related to everyone else and y’all look funny and the rate of birth defects are high.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:08 am
WTF,
Talk about getting weepy over a perceived loss. Did John Edwards personally bill you for that haircut of his? Nobody here said they hated their country. They directed their anger towards the nutjobs who misrepresent the issues for their gain, repeatedly. That’s a far cry short of hating an entire country. Keep your propaganda up your own sphincter.
By the way, that’s one messed up naked arm with boobies the veep has reflected in those shades.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Hey Tyrone. Dicklick - you and Mayor McCheese, the Republican from Tardsville, Ohio should get together for a backwoods weenie roast, compare hairlines and start talking about Ron Paul in ‘12.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
WTF,
Holy crap, man, chill! You’re creepy. I bet the battered women’s house in your town is full of your victims
April 17th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Tigertamer, did you stop beating your wife?
Yes, or no?
April 17th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
what a miserable life you must live. i feel sorry for every person you come in contact with.
April 17th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Looks like WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot just learned how to access the internet. Welcome. Yes old timer, even a dipshit like yourself can have their own forum. To that, as your attractive, teenage daughter would say… LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Write that one down douche bag.
April 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
it warms my heart to see everybody getting along on the goat…
April 30th, 2008 at 7:59 am
This comment thread just SLAYS me, talk about 3 or 4 different but equally insane and aggressive styles of posting…you guys straight up made my day! And here I thought there’d be some comment about Cheney accidentally hooking his fishing buddy in the face…