“Bay Watch” Bikini Lifejacket Not Approved for Whitewater Use
The “Bay Watch” Bikini Lifejacket by Bernstrand & Co. might lure the lemmings into the riptide to pull you back to safety, but you run the risk of them leaving you there when they discover the swimsuit’s floatation devices are so unnatural. The outfit balances the extremely buoyant top with an inflatable seat. I’m not sure if it comes with CO2 cartridges that inflate the lifesaving bags, but finding someone on the beach to blow them up shouldn’t be too difficult. The Bikini Lifejacket is only a prototype for now.
via Gizmodo
By Rocky Thompson- rockythompson
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November 26th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
So many puns using the word “blow”…so little time….
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