The Goat

I know a lot about sweat. I know a lot about shirts. So this baby was a slam dunk.

You have to hand it to Arborwear for knowing their brand. It would have been hilarious if they’d released the Single-Thick Hoody covered in screen print with a matching removable bandito face mask. Instead they hammered out a plain-Jane Single Thick Pullover Sweatshirt with an oversized hood and snap closures at the neck. I wish I had a tree to trim so I could legitimately rock this thing instead of looking like another tree-trimming poser at the bus stop.