Transformers Arrive Early on Earth
It’s like one of those Lil’ Rascals that morbidly obese people use to go to Burger King mated with a Coleman Cooler. The Cruzin Cooler comes in gas or electric versions and has a top speed of 13mph. It’s more Decepticon than Autobot since it lets you drink 2000 calories worth of beer and then gives you a ride to the bathroom. I think I’ll get an electric one to use in my house and one of the gas versions to take on beer runs after I lose my license for driving under the influence.
Cruzin Cooler combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage handy along with the means to get somewhere, without walking.
Just check out this fleet of Cruzin Coolers.
thanks tsellis
By Rocky Thompson- rockythompson
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April 2nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Getting somewhere without walking is a “necessity of life”
WTF?
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
how much does one of these babies go for?
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:52 am
Your looking at $349-$499 for these babies. Just when I thought Society hit an all time low. ” thoughts of racing coolers not far behind”.