Fishing Guide Fined For Saying He Caught a Chupacabra
By Rocky Thompson on December 17th, 2012Twenty-one-year-old Alaska fishing guide Matthew Terry kept his required logbook tracking his catch while guiding on the Kenai Peninsula’s Kasilof River this summer, but state troopers found themselves doubting the validity of his claims. Specifically that he took a Tuna, Jack Beluga, Blue Whale, and Chupacabra on sport tackle. Expert anglers have confirmed the troopers’ suspicions. The guide is back in Alabama for the winter, though he’s been summoned to return to Alaska within 30 days to respond to accusations of “failure to complete logbook as required by Alaska Department of Fish and Game.”

Must have found the Palin stash…