Did You Lose a Softball-Sized Eye in South Florida?

By Rocky Thompson on October 12th, 2012

A massive and mysterious eye was found by an early morning beachcomber in South Florida a few days ago. Its origins remain unknown. A giant squid hasn’t been ruled out, and neither has a viral marketing campaign for the liquor Kraken. The leading theory seems to be a monstrous swordfish, which lacks imagination. Any other ideas out there?

2 Responses to “Did You Lose a Softball-Sized Eye in South Florida?”

  1. Angus

    Can’t some marine bio lab just do a DNA test and figure out what it is?

  2. Joe

    Dinner for two at Hannibal Lecters?