Mountain Dew Fuels Athletes, Turns Mouse to Jelly-Like Substance
By Steve Casimiro, Adventure Journal on January 10th, 2012
Mountain Dew is great for getting a buzz, not to mention dissolving bodies and perhaps stripping paint from old cars. The choice of hyper-caffeinated extremists long before Red Bull came along, Mountain Dew is defending itself from a lawsuit by a man who claimed to have found a dead mouse inside a can. But Dew’s lawyers say that’s impossible because the beverage would have turned the rodent into a “jelly-like substance” in the 15 months between production and when the man opened the can. Nice. Oh, and human teeth soaked in Mountain Dew for two weeks had six percent of their enamel eroded.
