Some sea kayakers paddling through Lake Windermere in England snapped a cell phone photo of this four-humped animal rapidly swimming across the water’s surface away from them. At first they thought it was a dog, but fortunately for conspiracy theorists everywhere, one of them realized it was the monster just before it was out of camera range. They actually call it Bownessie over there, and the mystical beast has been spotted a handful of times recently. One tour company is offering people ‘cruises for a year’ if they can prove that it doesn’t exist. WELL, CAN YOU PROVE IT DOESN’T EXIST?? No, then it must be alive. There’s some airtight logic for you.

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