
Some lunatic in the Pacific Northwest is dying for his criminal genius to receive recognition. He claims to have shot a deer in Idaho, or at least that’s what he wrote to the Fish & Game crew last week:
“Here is a picture of the nice buck I poached in Northern Idaho this year. & I plan to do all my Idaho hunting like this from now on,” reads an anonymous letter received by the Idaho Department of Fish and Game last week.
The letter, accompanied by a picture of a 3×3 whitetail buck and a pronghorn antelope, gives no clues as to the poacher’s identity. The return address space read only “Poacher X” with no actual address, though the letter was postmarked from Everett, Washington.
I bet this guy went to Kinkos and printed a photo of a dead deer off the internet. Send me a bloody deer head and we’ll talk, “Poacher Lame.”