A black bear climbed into a high school kid’s unlocked car trying to steal a peanut butter sandwich from the backseat. He honked the horn for a bit waking up the neighborhood before he put the car into neutral and drove it into a tree. The car door slammed shut when it stopped trapping the bear inside. The animal trashed the interior and took a dump on the driver’s seat before police were able to use a rope to open the door so it could escape. The article didn’t report on whether or not it ate the peanut butter sandwich. Hopefully the kid’s parents buy him a new car. Why? They’re the ones who packed a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. That stuff goes straight to the backseat. It’s a miracle that no bears stole his car sooner.

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