The Hazards of Canoeing
By Rocky Thompson on May 21st, 2010
A 49-year-old woman is spearheading a manhunt in Minnesota for three white men in their late teens or early 20s who were golfing near her lake last weekend. She wants to ask just what they were aiming at during the precise moment when she was struck in the head with a golf ball. She was out canoeing with her husband when they heard laughter moments before she was struck in the skull. The trio left the scene before paramedics arrived to treat the woman.
As much as I hate everything about golf and its destruction of the environment, it’s tough to find something more satisfying than hitting the golf ball cart at the driving range. Hitting a random canoe in the lake must be intensely thrilling.
