Man Hit by Plane While Jogging
By Rocky Thompson on March 17th, 2010
Jogging is very boring, and there’s always a chance that a small plane that has lost power or a tree branch will fall out of the sky and hit you. So it has two things against it now: boring, things from the sky killing you. A man was jogging along the beach in South Carolina when a small plane that had lost its propeller hit him. The pilot couldn’t see because oil had completely covered the windshield. Man, and I worry about the hood flying open while driving on the highway.
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Of course, if he’d been carrying the right weapon, he could have shot that sucker right out of the sky.
That’s a straight up Indiana Jones landing right there. That really sucks for everyone. But…how did the jogger not hear a freaking plane coming at him? He must have had his music up pretty loud.