A California teen with an active imagination is reporting that his pet pit bull was attacked by a mountain lion at a park across the street from his home. His dog couldn’t fight off the mountain lion, so the boy ran home and retrieved a ninja sword from his garage. He scampered back to the fight on a powerline strung over the street, and brought down his Hattori Hanzou while evoking the power of ninja master Momochi Sandayu. After taking a hit on the shoulder, the mountain lion ran for it. No pictures of the event survived, likely because the teenage ninja was too crafty to be captured in a photo. Fortunately ABC reported on it anyway.

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