Denali National Park Needs a Dogsledder
By Rocky Thompson on November 9th, 2009
A lost job, a crumbling marriage, and gambling debts catching up with you? Time to falsify a resume and apply to be the Park Ranger (Kennels Manager) for Denali National Park. The job (salary about $65k a year) includes 25% travel, but don’t worry about crappy motels and NWA flight staff. You’ll cover 3,000 miles a year by dogsled patrolling for poachers and illegal snowmobile riders. The best part is that some of the money is tax-free, plus there aren’t a lot of places to spend your salary while you’re out there so you should get those debts paid down in no time.

That’s totally sick, but not for me.