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Florida Rounds Up ‘Python Posse’

I only needed to see the preview of Anaconda to know what the movie was about:  A bunch of people in the jungle trying to kill a big snake. This is just like that only it doesn’t suck. Florida is rounding up a team of snake hunters to troll through the Everglades and kill some of the estimated 100,000 Burmese pythons living there. The non-native species now breed and live freely in the Everglades after getting dumped as former pets. They ran the idea of putting a bounty on the snakes past some government officials but later dismissed it.

‘Bounty hunting conjures up an image of `Come one, come all’ and go out and start shooting around like Dick Cheney for $50 a head,” McLaughlin said.

Too bad, it’d be a great job for the 10% of Floridians collecting unemployment. Plus if some of the 20-foot snakes ate them, no more unemployment payments.

via Backpacker

By
Rocky Thompson

2 Responses to “Florida Rounds Up ‘Python Posse’”


  1. 1 Alex

    Forget “Anaconda”, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen “Boa vs. Python”. No connection.

  2. 2 Trailguy

    The Mussel Inn bar in New Zealand gives a free beer to anyone who brings in a dead possum. Possums are non-native and unwanted in NZ. I bet more folks would take hunt for a free beer than for a cash bounty.

    http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/unbound/1/1241328960/28_g.jpg/tpod.html

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