Naked Hiking Day is Nearly Upon Us
By Rocky Thompson on June 19th, 2009I’m not inclined to walk through the woods naked, though I’m also not inclined to scream “Get raped you degenerate scum” at nude people I encounter on bikes or trails. This guy shoots a video of himself losing his mind at Portland’s Bike Naked Day, so he would do well to avoid any popular hiking trails this Sunday, just in case. Every year on the first day of summer, a few overzealous outdoor enthusiasts embrace Naked Hiking Day. It’s pretty much what the name implies, only it shares the date with Father’s Day this year. Make sure to hike real loud and maybe give a shout before walking around blind corners so you don’t startle any naked backpackers if you’re out hiking with dad this Sunday. There aren’t a lot of complaints called into law enforcement along the Appalachian Trail where the day is something of a tradition, but police speculate that the few calls are just because they have so much territory.

Man am I glad I finished my thru-hike 2 weeks ago.
Ha, ha, ha! I love it!!