NozKon Fashionable Glacier Sunglasses Accessory

By Rocky Thompson on April 3rd, 2009

I’m dialed with sunglasses that look like goggles, but all that Zink oxide sunscreen keeps rubbing off on my sick Steep Tech jacket. Time to upgrade to the NozKon nose guard. It clips on your glasses and does pretty much what you’d expect-makes you look a huge loser who’s lost all hope in connecting with other human beings on this planet. On the NozKon site you can get them wholesale at 20 NozKons for $30.

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3 Responses to “NozKon Fashionable Glacier Sunglasses Accessory”

1. Rondo April 3rd, 2009 at 9:46 am

   I’m glad to see I’m not alone in my hatred of the nose cone. Aren’t mountaineers on the fringe of fashion enough with their neon green and pink gore-tex body suits?

2. Danny April 3rd, 2009 at 4:54 pm

   Anyone that remembers the Steve Martin movie ‘The Jerk’ will immediately think of the ‘opti-grab’ glasses that his character invented…I never thought I’d see the day….

3. Joe April 6th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

   Danny–that’s exactly what I thought of when I saw this thing. Hopefully this company gets sued too, if not for cross-eyedness, at least for terrible taste.