Tent Peg Bottle Opener will Blow Your Freakin’ Mind
By Rocky Thompson on January 21st, 2009

The Tent Peg Bottle Opener is a thrilling assault on your intelligence.
Product copy:
An ingeniously constructed bottle opener created from a reclaimed tent peg. Perfect for camping trips, or recovering from camping trips.
Only 70 of these bright orange openers will ever be made. Grab one of these limited edition products before they are gone forever.
Holy crap. Someone out there figured out a way to sell normal tent pegs for $20. It’s all there—the ‘greenness’ of being reclaimed, the ‘ingenious construction’ that needed no modification from the original tent stake, and the limited-edition tag to make you run for your wallet. [Slow clap] Bravo, Souvenir Shop. Bravo.
via Uncrate
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