Human Hamster Ball to Walk on Water

By Rocky Thompson on December 12th, 2008

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Your friends are paddling through the rapids like a bunch of idiots while you run past them in your Water Walkerz human hamster ball. You might get a little dizzy while being tossed around, so be sure not to drink much beer since it’d be hell to throw up inside one of these things. I’m not sure how Water Walkerz solved the ‘breathing air’ problem that humans seem to be so inexorably stuck with, so let’s just assume you shouldn’t spend more than, oh, 7 or 8 hours inside this thing.

via Neatorama

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  1. squirrel

    what happens when you run out of oxygen inside the ball?

  2. Bjornar

    squirrel please….the website has that totally covered. It says that you ve got a good 30 minutes of air in the ball, but most people are all funned out in 5 minutes leaving you 25 minutes of leeway. Now you may ask “what if I take a nap in the ball?” or “what if I unzip the ball in the middle of the pool, having it deflate around me–pulling me to a watery grave?” The website is unclear on these questions, though it does challenge you to try and strike your head on the edge of the pool through the ball, as they think that would be somewhat difficult. This ball being from England makes more sense when you realize that while lawn darts are illegal here, they are legal there. I guess there are no civil lawyers in the UK for companies to worry about.