Usher in winter by embarrassing yourself in creative new ways. The gas-powered snowboard is a $2000 machine that begs to stolen from kids and smashed into trees. Its 5.5-horsepower engine is just enough to make a gentle slope dangerous on the downhill and just weak enough that you’ll have to climb off and push it through the uphill slogs. Hey, couldn’t you get a used snowmobile for less than $2k?

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