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Sparky Fixed Blade Knife Great for Impending Chaos

By Rocky Thompson on October 14th, 2008

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Load up your Collapsed World Financial Market Survival Kit with one of these Sparky Firestarter Knives and you’ll be able to cook your food on piles of rubble instead of eating squirrels and looted meat while it’s still raw. You can actually hear jets flying overhead during this extra long video on how to start fires with knives, which is something we won’t have to put up with once the government declares martial law and requisitions all fuel for CIA helicopters. Also, if the doomsday scenarios don’t come true, you’ll be able to use the $165 Sparky Knife for camping.

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via Going Prepared

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One Response to “Sparky Fixed Blade Knife Great for Impending Chaos”

  1. storl October 16th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Sorry about the planes. I live near an Air Force Base, and I haven’t quite managed to get them to stop flying overhead when I make my world changing videos. Someday, though…