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The Speed Vest: At Least Cars Will Look at You

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The Speed Vest is a giant speedometer on your back that lets all the drivers behind you know that you’re a huge nerd. It also cues them in that you’re probably a computer engineer and make pretty good money, so if they hit your ass you’ll be able to afford a real lawyer to litigate. At the very least, it helps cars measure how accurate their dashboard speedometers are. Â

via Neatorama

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Rocky Thompson

1 Response to “The Speed Vest: At Least Cars Will Look at You”


  1. 1 Pat

    I want to see one of those snow or volcano descenders wear it and get some real speed. I guess they’d have to add another digit.

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