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Yakkay Helmet-Hats for People Who Want to Look Like Me or My Friend Tom

By Rocky Thompson on August 14th, 2008

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I don’t know anyone who has a bigger head (not figuratively speaking) then me or my friend Tom. Freakishly large isn’t even an adequate descriptor—maybe Circus Freakshow Main Attraction gets close. Now anyone who wants to attract Rocky-or-Tom scale head-size attention can do so with the Yakkay Helmet Hats. They’re for people who are too cool for helmets but not too cool for clownishly oversized hats. The only helmet-hat that would make sense on this size scale would be either the oversized foam cowboy hats you get in costume shops or a sombrero they give you for free when you have a birthday at a crappy Mexican chain. Both those hats are cooler than helmets though, I guess.

via Pinch Flat News

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2 Responses to “Yakkay Helmet-Hats for People Who Want to Look Like Me or My Friend Tom”

  1. Justin August 18th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    I feel your huge dome piece pain. I wear a XXXL giro skiing :(

  2. Pat September 4th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Dude, I had a hot chick in the bike shop tell me I had a mailbox-shaped head. I couldn’t figure out whether that was a compliment, and insult, or just the plain facts. The comment was a result of not finding a helmet (out of hundreds) that would fit my head.