
Imagine how much easier waking up for dawn patrol on a cold winter morning would be if you knew a piece of crispy, freshly cooked bacon was in arm’s reach. I’d bet my life that within a year the Wake n’ Bacon alarm clock will be standard issue in every ski town motel room and condominium. I’m not sure how the bacon stays refrigerated from the time you load the machine until you eat in the morning, but whatever, I’m sure it’s fine. So the real question is whether the Wake n’ Bacon be the first object outside the literary realm to win a Pulitzer, or rather if it will be the first invention to win two Nobel Prizes?
via Mathlete
ByRocky Thompson





the website says this: HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n’ Bacon the night before.
so that resolves the refrigeration thing, unless your house is a sweltering jungle that may not work.
Yea, and bacon is cured with salt and then smoked. It won’t go bad for a month.
Michale Scott could have used this a couple seasons ago.
Sold! Where can I buy one??
When I can buy a version that will cook 6 pieces at a time, then I’m for it. One would only get me started.
I cannot find a source for this anywhere on line. Is this maybe a hoax?
M only certain bacon is cured and dried that way, the stuff in the cooler section of the grocery store I would not advise leaving around for a month. You’d be in a world of hurt my friend.