Drop a tube of this in the back of the coffeemaker at work and then play dumb when people start going AFib. ZYM Catapult is a new caffeine-infused version of their Guarana-packing water tablets that you drop into your CamelBak to give your water Jazz Hands. Now that caffeine has been okayed by the World Anti-Doping Agency, no one will have any reason to blood dope or use EPO—all our troubles are solved.

via Bike Magic

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