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Dznuts High-Viscosity Chamois Cream

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I haven’t heard a good Dee’s Nuts joke in awhile—in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a good Deez Nutz joke. That’s probably because they don’t exist; they’re like rude, sarcastic Canadians that way. Dznuts is a new chamois creame designed to “protect fragile perineal skin from bacterial and fungal infections.” This is a worthy cause, but it kind of freaks me out that the guy who invented it has such a creepy mustache. What’d you expect, I guess.

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Rocky Thompson

3 Responses to “Dznuts High-Viscosity Chamois Cream”


  1. 1 Utahrd

    Notice the site’s list of ingredients.
    I totally want Masterwort all over my chode.

  2. 2 whiskytango

    you might already have masterwort on you chode. Whats the stat 3 in 5 adults?

  3. 3 dinkychickenshorts

    Have you seen Zabriskie’s YouTube videos for DZ Nuts? The man’s insane!

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