I haven’t heard a good Dee’s Nuts joke in awhile—in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a good Deez Nutz joke. That’s probably because they don’t exist; they’re like rude, sarcastic Canadians that way. Dznuts is a new chamois creame designed to “protect fragile perineal skin from bacterial and fungal infections.†This is a worthy cause, but it kind of freaks me out that the guy who invented it has such a creepy mustache. What’d you expect, I guess.
ByRocky Thompson
Notice the site’s list of ingredients.
I totally want Masterwort all over my chode.
you might already have masterwort on you chode. Whats the stat 3 in 5 adults?
Have you seen Zabriskie’s YouTube videos for DZ Nuts? The man’s insane!