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Dznuts High-Viscosity Chamois Cream

By Rocky Thompson on June 27th, 2008

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I haven’t heard a good Dee’s Nuts joke in awhile—in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a good Deez Nutz joke. That’s probably because they don’t exist; they’re like rude, sarcastic Canadians that way. Dznuts is a new chamois creame designed to “protect fragile perineal skin from bacterial and fungal infections.” This is a worthy cause, but it kind of freaks me out that the guy who invented it has such a creepy mustache. What’d you expect, I guess.

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6 Responses to “Dznuts High-Viscosity Chamois Cream”

  1. Utahrd June 27th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Notice the site’s list of ingredients.
    I totally want Masterwort all over my chode.

  2. whiskytango June 27th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    you might already have masterwort on you chode. Whats the stat 3 in 5 adults?

  3. BirdFight - The Indie and Green Clothing Style Blog » Blog Archive » Friday 27Jun08: Big Friday blog round up! June 27th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    [...] Backcountry: DZnuts high viscosity chamois cream Wonderfully named nut cream, plus the founder has a great mustache! [...]

  4. Handlebar Sandwich » Blog Archive » Bears, Blogs, and Butt Butter June 29th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    [...] Finally, I couldn’t resist this little tidbit from the goat about a new product from everyone’s favorite mustache-toting road biker. What game play? [...]

  5. dinkychickenshorts September 30th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Have you seen Zabriskie’s YouTube videos for DZ Nuts? The man’s insane!

  6. Backcountry.com: The Goat » Blog Archive » Suntan Lotion Dispenser for Your Bike October 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    [...] Hed Cycling was rolling around the Interbike tradeshow floor with this steertube cap that converts your headset into a lotion dispenser. They say it’s for sunscreen, but that doesn’t mean you can’t fill it with DzNuts, KY, or ketchup in case you find a hotdog stand during your ride. [...]