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KEEN Newport Hemp Shoe Takes it to this ‘Next Level’ I’ve Been Hearing About So Much

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Throw the dice and go for broke. Try not to think about the millions of dollars you were up only a year ago—when Presidents were strutting around in injection molded shoes.  Those were the days—Crocs was making money faster than the whack jobs in Washington could print it, and KEEN was doing so obscenely well that they had to launch a second line of shoes that were exactly the same just to keep up with demand. But a bit of an unlucky streak lately, and you’ve been kicked from the Bellagio to the curb, and now not even the Slots of Fun wants your action. Time to stop messing around and move all that cash onto the table. Here’s what we’ll bet on—a Hemp KEEN Newport that we’ll sell for $90. Things will certainly turn around.

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Rocky Thompson

1 Response to “KEEN Newport Hemp Shoe Takes it to this ‘Next Level’ I’ve Been Hearing About So Much”


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    Actually Keen (the company) had nothing to do with Mion. That was Timberland and Keen’s founder (who sold the company after a couple of years).

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