This is what happens when you have a bunch of phased-out telescopic pointers that have been replaced with laser pointers. Some guy buys them for pennies on the dollar and then repurposes them into something even less useful. The Pen Fishing Rod comes with a dime-sized reel that’ll take you all day to wind up the 12-feet of line. It costs about $40, and would make a great gift for a vegetarian who you hate.

via Coolest Gadgets