I think we’re all familiar with the Reef Fanning sandal and its glorious adult-beverage-opening capabilities. But now that I’ve gotten over the excitement of opening beers with my feet and being popular at parties, I want more.
Here are a few things I think Reef should consider building into the soles of its sandals: A lighter (stay away from gas pumps and propane tanks), a knife (hands have bogarted the joy of stabbing long enough), a toothbrush, skis, a 20-sided die, and a tiny set of speakers. Just throwin’ it out there.
Bytoni isom
I’ve seen some with a flask built into the bottom of the sandal, I’m sure those are a big hit with the closet alcoholics as well
Toni I think I love you.
I still don’t understand what you do with these after you step in dog crap. Or gum, or spit, or any street in a major city across the US. Makes me want to hurl just thinking about it.
The flask ones (Dram I believe) would also be a hit with the TSA as you’re trying to make your flight–I’ve heard they love finding surprises in footwear. My idea for a new item Reef can hide in it’s sandals would be to hollow them out Nike air style and perhaps put a metal screen on one end….you get the idea.