Prepare your pathetic pickup lines. Some loser invented the Solestrom SwimSmart UV Intensity Bikini under the guise of public safety just so he could approach women wearing his product and finally have something to say. Even if I completely fabricated that part, this bikini still costs about $100 and doesn’t actually protect you from UV rays—it just warns you how much they’re damaging your skin. Kind of like smoking cigarettes with a warning on tee side that says they give you cancer, and no one would be dumb enough to do that.

via Oh Gizmo!

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