Nordic Skating: A Good Way to Kill Off the Clumsier Members of Our Species.

By toni isom on February 13th, 2008

 

According to CNN, Nordic skating is gaining popularity in New England. The sport, comparable to skate skiing in technique and Rollerblading in awesomeness, guarantees a good workout, especially if the session involves clawing one’s way out of a break in the ice (a popular maneuver in Sweden). The skates consist of long, slightly curved blades of death that clip into cross-country ski boots. High-speed Nordic skater collisions guarantee to be gory. For more information on Nordic skating, prepare your eyeballs for Day-Glo and click here.

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8 Responses to “Nordic Skating: A Good Way to Kill Off the Clumsier Members of Our Species.”

  1. bryantp

    I get this…for New England. Folks from the east coast are so accustomed to ice, they come over here (Japan) and think our groomed runs are powder.

  2. utahrd

    The tips on those things look great for slicing off cold fingers and the unfortunate scrotum in the event of a nasty pile-up. Put it on ice!

  3. rusty

    think this is crazy, try rollerskiing…

  4. mike

    It’s not so crazy. The propulsive skating form is perfectly suited to multiple modes: inline, ice, nordic, and XC skating. Check the video here XC-C Free Binding System in Action of a system designed by Diederik Hol - who formerly collaborated with Exel in their Nordic projects. This XC Binding System has been raced (quietly during its development) in the World Cup.

  5. Vemonster

    seriously this is ice skating… why can’t anyone else see this?

  6. BWCAboy

    Look at those poles, they’re more like bayonets! As is, I’m not sure I’m interested, but add in a rollerball-type arena and maybe some tridents…and I’m there, baby.

  7. DavidD

    Nordic skating has been enjoyed in Sweden for over 100 years,
    but for some reason, information about it has
    been suppressed in North America.

    To bring enlightenment read:
    http://www.wildskating.com/
    Some nice videos at
    http://www.youtube.com/user/lakeskater

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