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Top 10 International Cities Where Americans Go to Get Arrested

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I’ve yet to spend a night in jail, but when I do I hope it’s in one of these lovely destinations. These are the top 10 cities outside the U.S. where Americans go to enjoy a night of free lodging. The cities are listed next to how many Americans were taken into custody in 2006, and the numbers all seem clownishly low. It looks like a list of spring break destinations and places you can go to drink before turning 21. Don’t spend all your bribe money on Coronas next time you’re in Mexico.

1. Tijuana: 520
2. Guadalajara: 416
3. Nuevo Laredo: 359
4. London: 274
5. Mexico City: 208
6. Toronto: 183
7. Nassau, Bahamas: 108
8. Merida, Mexico: 99
9. Nogales, Mexico: 96
10. Hong Kong: 90

via Gadling

By
Rocky Thompson

3 Responses to “Top 10 International Cities Where Americans Go to Get Arrested”


  1. 1 bryantp

    No jail time Rocky? You slacker!

    Leave it to the Canadians not to pull their load. One of our border neighbors is stepping up and the other is a-boot beaten by a lame bunch of Englishmen. Sad, Canada, so very sad!

  2. 2 pembertim

    uhhh…. pot’s legal in Canada

  3. 3 Bjornar

    Hong Kong is on there? After seeing movies like Brokedown Palace and remembering the duder who got CANED for graffiti I’d think Americans would learn to be a bit more discrete in Asian countries.

    I like the photo, so moments later she chucked all over his uniform?

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