Putting Dogs to Work
By Rocky Thompson on June 26th, 2007
The police cracked down on your local child sherpa service and Segways are too damn expensive for hiking. It’s time for Cupcake to start earning his food with the Granite Gear Ruff Rider Dog Pack. The $50 side packs strap over your dog so rangers can arrest his ass when they search your bags and find drugs.
My dog has canine glaucoma! check the bong officer, it’s got his paw prints all over it!
Of course, the real entertainment doesn’t come in until the dog’s figured out that Pack = Hiking and starts dragging it out of the gear closet, causing a huge mess every time he wants to go hiking. We won’t even discuss the canine acrobatics that ensue if you pull the doggy-pack out of the closet to clean it.
That dog looks bitter about having that pack on.