The Pen is Mightier
By Rocky Thompson on June 26th, 2007Coleman jumps into the spy-gear-for-fishers market with this compact Fish Pen. The $40 rig is a telescopic fishing rod that stores in a pen when you’re not standing on a rented dock trying to catch pint-sized fish with a TV antenna. You’ll need to carry a reel and some worms in your pocket, but on the bright side, if you ever get caught fishing without a license I doubt the ranger will take you very seriously.
via Gizmodo

“I’ve got to ask you about the Penis Mightier…dossy it up all you want Trebek, the question is, does it really work? Will it really mighty my penis man…I’ve ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don’t mind telling you. And if the Penis Mightier works I’ll order a dozen!” You gotta love Sean Connery on SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy.