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Double D Wine Rack Hydration Pack

winerack hydration pack

I met a guy at mountain bike race a long time ago who told me that his ex-wife filled the wiper fluid tank in her car with vodka and then ran a hose inside the cab. I said, “Why are you telling me this, I’m only 17 and I’ve never even met you?”

If that lady is still alive she’ll be excited about the new covert hydration pack from Beer Belly. The Wine Rack has a couple reservoirs that get stuffed into a woman’s (or man’s) bra so she can hydrate without getting kicked out of the Steve Miller Band concert. It might be a good alternative to hydration backpacks for trail runners if they own very supportive sports bras.

By
Rocky Thompson

3 Responses to “Double D Wine Rack Hydration Pack”


  1. 1 Techweenie Todd

    Huge boobs filled with beer… I… I need some alone time now.

  2. 2 Johan

    I just ordered one. Stoked.

  3. 3 pembertim

    nice legs but a bit flabby

  1. 1 omegagz

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