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I’d love to own a dog, but it would be an irresponsible decision since I like to stay out late, travel, and I move around a lot. FlexPetz has a cure for my irresponsible lifestyle with a dog rental program. Let’s say you’re going hiking in the Boundary Waters for a weekend and want to take a dog to torture in case you get bored, but you don’t want to have to deal with feeding and otherwise caring for said dog when the work week starts. Just register with FlexPetz and pay their $150 upfront fee, followed by the $100 annual “upkeep” fee, and then it’s only $50 a weekday rental and $75 per weekend day. The dogs are all rescued, so it’s cool. As someone on Treehugger said, if this business model works well, someone should start renting babies.

via Treehugger

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Rocky Thompson

5 Responses to “FlexPetz Dog Rentals”


  1. 1 whiskyTango

    Yo Turbo you should see if they would be inserted in your sisters dog. They might only be able to charge half price but as long as its out of your house everyone is happy.

  2. 2 hotKARLLatte

    Yo Turbo, No one should insert anything in your sisters dog…cept’ maybe a little WhiskyTango

  3. 3 whiskyTango

    hotKARL
    What I meant to say was “interested” as in. See if they would be interested in your dog.
    Not inserted in your dog.

    But on the flip side Your a little kinky I like that.
    XXXOOOXXX

  4. 4 hotKARLLatte

    I know what you meant luv. A lil’ canine ruby starfruit never hurt anyone. Right?

  5. 5 Percy

    As I have said before and I’ll say it again, it sounds to me very much like a dog escort agency.

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